Bomb the Bass
Tonight I will be at Julep on Ave A and 1st and Brainyaxe at Bowery Poetry Club both start at 8pm.
Having myself enjoyed throwing rocks at a toilet in a land fill on more than one occasion in my life I can understand why top ranking officials within the U.S. Government would make the call to send a missile into space with the purpose of blowing up our own 'disabled' spy satellite. Breaking stuff is inherently fun. Sounds to me like a pack of dudes burning off some thinly veiled sexual energy. They probably all went in on some internet purchased hot dog enhancement pills and some newly legalized absinthe to wash it down. "Try to hit the gas tank!" -Robert Gates (Secretary of Defense)
China, commie or not has expressed some concern and annoyance with our party game missile deployment. Why? Just because if any country that isn't mostly caucasion even drives an old tank in a parade we levee sanctions and whine to the U.N. !?!?! Here's a tip China, life's not fair. You'll get your turn. You're the Vegas favorite for next world power so pay a few more dues and before long former American leaders will be reduced to driving the tractor collecting balls at one of your multi-level driving ranges. In the meantime it doesn't look like you're card in the comment box about the potential hazard when the toxic hydrazine fuel from the satellites tank rains down upon you without cause, is going to be given serious consideration by management.
Meanwhile back at the missile launching place... Marine Gen. James Cartwright, vice chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told a Pentagon press conference Thursday that he couldn't rule out that hazardous material would fall to the earth. But he says so far officials have tracked "nothing larger than a football." What? without risk, there can be no reward. Space is our next great garbage dump (frontier). If we see a satellite on a tee, we're gonna blast that mother. If your wife gets hit by a chunk of it upon re-entry, or you get leukemia from the fuel, well, "Blame it on the Rain".
All that for a Milli Vanilli reference?
Having myself enjoyed throwing rocks at a toilet in a land fill on more than one occasion in my life I can understand why top ranking officials within the U.S. Government would make the call to send a missile into space with the purpose of blowing up our own 'disabled' spy satellite. Breaking stuff is inherently fun. Sounds to me like a pack of dudes burning off some thinly veiled sexual energy. They probably all went in on some internet purchased hot dog enhancement pills and some newly legalized absinthe to wash it down. "Try to hit the gas tank!" -Robert Gates (Secretary of Defense)
China, commie or not has expressed some concern and annoyance with our party game missile deployment. Why? Just because if any country that isn't mostly caucasion even drives an old tank in a parade we levee sanctions and whine to the U.N. !?!?! Here's a tip China, life's not fair. You'll get your turn. You're the Vegas favorite for next world power so pay a few more dues and before long former American leaders will be reduced to driving the tractor collecting balls at one of your multi-level driving ranges. In the meantime it doesn't look like you're card in the comment box about the potential hazard when the toxic hydrazine fuel from the satellites tank rains down upon you without cause, is going to be given serious consideration by management.
Meanwhile back at the missile launching place... Marine Gen. James Cartwright, vice chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told a Pentagon press conference Thursday that he couldn't rule out that hazardous material would fall to the earth. But he says so far officials have tracked "nothing larger than a football." What? without risk, there can be no reward. Space is our next great garbage dump (frontier). If we see a satellite on a tee, we're gonna blast that mother. If your wife gets hit by a chunk of it upon re-entry, or you get leukemia from the fuel, well, "Blame it on the Rain".
All that for a Milli Vanilli reference?
posted by Vince at 8:34 AM
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