Bombers Blow
Billy Crystal is signing a one day contract with the Yankees and will play in a game this week against the Pirates!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Take BP like every other celeb. Wow Bill, so much respect for the game. I guess you were the captain of your High School team. You did Direct the film '61. After their back up catcher had his wrist blown apart on a play at the plate the other day Manager Joe Girardi cried foul as he felt like in Spring Training there was no need for a guy who was trying to make the Devil Rays to blast his catcher. Now they're signing this clown for a one day sideshow? Of course Bud Selig signed off on this, that dude is a cold sore that never leaves the lip of Major League Baseball. That miserable herpe lesion has been busy during his tenure as Commissioner making messes at every turn. So Selig I can see cackling like the Crypt Keeper he is at the prospect of Crystal taking the field. I can only hope that when he enters the batters box whoever is pitching for the Pirates smokes him in the back. The Yankees love to swing their dick around about how classy they are. Bullshit. Billy and Giambino can pile on leave in conditioner in the club house, or he can run sprints with the boys, but come on! He must be trying to out do eye-brow-less Whoopi Goldberg who was spotted on stage with the Giants last month during their Super Bowl celebration. I'm glad Bill didn't grow up a fan of neurosurgery. IDIOTS!
Take BP like every other celeb. Wow Bill, so much respect for the game. I guess you were the captain of your High School team. You did Direct the film '61. After their back up catcher had his wrist blown apart on a play at the plate the other day Manager Joe Girardi cried foul as he felt like in Spring Training there was no need for a guy who was trying to make the Devil Rays to blast his catcher. Now they're signing this clown for a one day sideshow? Of course Bud Selig signed off on this, that dude is a cold sore that never leaves the lip of Major League Baseball. That miserable herpe lesion has been busy during his tenure as Commissioner making messes at every turn. So Selig I can see cackling like the Crypt Keeper he is at the prospect of Crystal taking the field. I can only hope that when he enters the batters box whoever is pitching for the Pirates smokes him in the back. The Yankees love to swing their dick around about how classy they are. Bullshit. Billy and Giambino can pile on leave in conditioner in the club house, or he can run sprints with the boys, but come on! He must be trying to out do eye-brow-less Whoopi Goldberg who was spotted on stage with the Giants last month during their Super Bowl celebration. I'm glad Bill didn't grow up a fan of neurosurgery. IDIOTS!
posted by Vince at 9:09 AM
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