Back Fresh For '89!!

Let's get the business portion of this post out of the way. If you're reading this, you need to come over to Airway Lanes this Friday and tell them at the door that you're there to see me. I need to have some support or else I have to bus all the tables after the show! C'mon.

I see there's a study out of Norway that once again claims Lobsters feel no pain while being boiled alive. I guess somebody's feeling guilty. The idea that any money was wasted trying to figure this out is so fucking stupid. I suppose a few crustaceans were cooked up during the testing? You either care or you don't, in the mean time let's use that research money trying to figure out that chicken/egg thing. Maybe no brain does equal no pain. But let's just save the cash.

Speaking of sans brain........Jose Conseco has been busy of late doing what can only be described as whoring his book. He like so many degenerates before him has written a "tell all" book. The trouble with these types of books is there's rarely any evidence to back up the claims. Sure he's on 60 Minutes this week but it wasn't that long ago he was auctioning himself on Ebay. During his stint on house arrest the high bidder won the right to come over and hang with Jose by the pool, have a BBQ, or lift weights. I challenge anyone to name a more crucial moment in the history of Major League Baseball than when a ball bounced of Jose's head for a homerun. Classic!

Grammy's were brutal. But then again I can't recall the last time they weren't. Check that, I do remember at the height of Prince's 80's prime, my Dad seeing him on the screen remarked, "I've seen better pieces of shit go down the toilet". Very eloquent

Yep.