Master of Puppets

Long time no Blog!

Make sure to come check me out as I perform this weekend at the Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase

I am always shocked and amazed at how so many people just inherently know how to do the Hustle. I didn't even know what it was called until recently. When the right song hits no less than 35 people begin to break it down in unison. It's creepy.

I saw an older couple sharing one pair of eyeglasses at the restaurant, which is odd since those things are usually prescription. I don't suppose they share heart medication? They may have been using those eyeglasses you get at the drug store which are nothing more than magnifying glasses put into frames. I think that those are simply meant to severely damage the eyes of poor people. It only reasons that if you go outside with magnifying glasses that close to your eyes, the pupils will go the way of the ant.

Anyway.

Throughout the world different societies place different degrees of importance on various things. In this society there is a great importance on appearance, and the amount of education you have for example. I wish that our society really cared about how clean it's public restrooms were. So if you went into the Boston Market and the bathroom was gross, people would pass the word and Boston Market would be shamed into cleaning up. I guess in a round about way I'm trying to say that on the rare occasion I need to defecate while away from home, I'm sick of having to take a "Silkwood" shower after.

This post is starting to lick, and I'm out!