Hills Tops

I'd like to begin by impressing upon you how crucial the interview is with the Evens in this month's Punk Planet. It has to be one of the most insightful glimpses into Ian that I've seen.

Russian President Vladimir Putin made off with Robert Kraft's Super Bowl ring! That's some sticky cheese right there. I have to believe that an interpreter could have saved Bob one Diamond encrusted piece of symbolic jewelry.

I'm always the last to know but my main man J.T. tipped me onto a store in Royal Oak called Burn Rubber where I can secure some sneakers of the caliber I tend to like to rock. Note this, and leave the size 12's alone.

Any reports of swimming pools available to the public or that you can provide me access to would be appreciated. Sure I wear Gold Bond Powder because it's like a stick of mint gum for my ballz, but in extreme heat and humidity such as we've experienced lately I must piggy back it onto some other form of cooling.

For some reason every summer I become enraged when I see the MLB All-Star balloting. Every summer since I was able to care, the general public has voted for names they recognized rather than those who deserved to be there in a given year. Ozzie Smith is still the lead vote getter for the NL. With internet voting it's so easy to make an educated decision as you can click each person for stats. I guess there is a school of thought that it's all about putting onto the field the guys you want to see, but it still pisses me off. Aaron Lisker can't do this alone, so hurry up and go vote before midnight tomorrow. You can vote up to 25 times each day so deserving guys can get a shake.