How Do I Find Myself in These Spots?

I finally have internet at home again so maybe we can string together a run of posts. We'll see.

I know you're gonna be bored, so come check me out at Ambassador Hall this Friday June 24th. You been cooking up a reason to get back to that mecca of all things depressing, so c'mon!!

I'm pretty sure today is the longest day of the year. Live it up, and or get back in the field and harvest something.

Can you believe Page Six is reporting that Star Jones was spotted ordering mayonnaise on her cheese steak!?!? What's next, she eats it with a fork and a knife? You can pop the staples out of Star's stomach but you can't rinse the cholesterol off of 'em. Make sense?

Here's a page of bios on the Legion of Doom. Solomon Grundy is the jam. This also may help some of you when I refer to something as the "Bizarro" version.