Bill Madlock's Sanitary Socks

Since the days of "Thriller Double Feature" (was that on 50 or 20?) watching TV has always involved a heavy amount of channel changing. In all this time I have found that when I come across a movie or show it's always in the same spot. For instance, I flip to find Celebrity Fit Club on Wednesday at 4pm and see Willie Aames going ape shit on the door jam of his house. Then Thursday at 9:45 I come across Celebrity Fit Club at that exact moment. The point is this happens constantly. One day I see Dr. Phibes putting his face on, two weeks later I see Dr. Phibes putting his face on. What gives? Why then have I, by no fault of my own seen Michael J. Fox have his underwear taken off by his aunt in "The Secret of My Success" no less then 27 times in the last 10 years? Can I not catch that cable favorite at the point when he's making his big presentation in the board room, or fessing up to having lied his way to the top?

I have to wonder how Bush will respond to the census report that his great state of Texas is just the second in the Union to have a non-white majority. The latinos are helping tip the scales in the favor of the minorities. Although I guess for future reference we should call them the majorities, not on the whole, but as it relates to Texas. Who here is just bouncing their knee in anticipation of the first white dude to get tied to the back of a truck and dragged? God Bless Texas!! Mosquitos the size of Texas!! Racial divide the size of Texas!!

Peanutbutter Puffins is the new Peanutbutter Cap n' Crunch. I've known it for a while but wanted to make certain before going on the record.