Where Shit Jokes become Type
If you're sick you definitely have what's going around. How else would you have gotten it?
If you read this page and feel like I might not like it if you did, do the right thing and stop.
If you feel like this country lacks racial harmony, I'd ask you to sit through an hour of nationally televised programming. There you'll find all sorts of cultures and people coming together over a love of needless things. Isn't it almost too much when they try to fit like 5 different nationalities into a single kitchen? I'm all for representing everyone, but it sort of plays like when an "actual" client is clearly reading from a prompter about their feelings on a product or service. Feels a little made up.
I hope nobody reading this has ever been tricked into thinking that bowling under neon lights, late at night to blaring rock music is anything but bowling. How'd they fool you? You got caught up in how your shirt looked under the black light? Didn't you notice the same beer pitchers, the same greasy food, the same greasy people? Didn't the smell of stale cigarettes and the millipede machine offer you any warning? C'mon you were bowling and it was still barely awesome. Your arm got sore because you had to decide between a ball that was to heavy or one with finger holes that were too small. You wore somebody else's shoes, with the knowledge they'd used an unknown aerosol product to "clean" them. Rock n' Bowl is the same old fishwife dressed up to look like something you'd want to do on a Saturday night.
Is it possible that every club has the Ultimate Friday night dance party? I think they might be taking advantage of the fact that it's pretty hard to measure ultimate. You can use fistmeles to figure it out, but nobody ever does.
Did you hear about the dude who wanted to watch sports more than cuddle with his girl? Yeah he killed her with a claw hammer.
If you read this page and feel like I might not like it if you did, do the right thing and stop.
If you feel like this country lacks racial harmony, I'd ask you to sit through an hour of nationally televised programming. There you'll find all sorts of cultures and people coming together over a love of needless things. Isn't it almost too much when they try to fit like 5 different nationalities into a single kitchen? I'm all for representing everyone, but it sort of plays like when an "actual" client is clearly reading from a prompter about their feelings on a product or service. Feels a little made up.
I hope nobody reading this has ever been tricked into thinking that bowling under neon lights, late at night to blaring rock music is anything but bowling. How'd they fool you? You got caught up in how your shirt looked under the black light? Didn't you notice the same beer pitchers, the same greasy food, the same greasy people? Didn't the smell of stale cigarettes and the millipede machine offer you any warning? C'mon you were bowling and it was still barely awesome. Your arm got sore because you had to decide between a ball that was to heavy or one with finger holes that were too small. You wore somebody else's shoes, with the knowledge they'd used an unknown aerosol product to "clean" them. Rock n' Bowl is the same old fishwife dressed up to look like something you'd want to do on a Saturday night.
Is it possible that every club has the Ultimate Friday night dance party? I think they might be taking advantage of the fact that it's pretty hard to measure ultimate. You can use fistmeles to figure it out, but nobody ever does.
Did you hear about the dude who wanted to watch sports more than cuddle with his girl? Yeah he killed her with a claw hammer.
posted by Vince at 12:16 PM
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