Please do not hesitate to head over to Joey's Comedy Club in Livonia, MI tonight and let them know whom you came to see. It will be a fun show. Fucking Matt McLowry is fixing to rip shit up.
Moving forward let's try and get away from the profanity during the rest of this post.
There was a hate crime at U of M recently that requires your attention. The sad fact is that since it involved Asians it's not getting the massive attention it might if a different minority was on the receiving end. Please head over and sign this petition so the degenerates at fault will get their's academically and legally.
Downloaded "Salad Days" last night off itunes, not because I don't already have the song in every possible format, but because it's such an essential piece of music I was simply compelled. You can sense U2's influence creeping in.
So it looks like there are some chicks (and enough to warrant a story) that haven't got time for the hassle of getting their hump on, and instead have taken to the fertility clinic as a means to their end. My thought is, just wait until that kid's about two and ruining your life and everyone else at the restaurant, and you won’t even be able to think back to the creation of this hell spawn that came in the form of a three hour copulation bender that ended with you seeing God and your man throwing his shoulder out. Without those kinds of memories you've got nothing. I hope you can at least recall a good article from the magazine in the waiting room or how you can't baste a turkey with a straight face anymore.
Oh, and there's a decent chance that some 36 Navy war machines were released as a result of Hurricane Katrina. And by war machines I mean highly trained Dolphins. I can only hope they turn on their leader. Don't sell out for a bucket of Mackerel gents.
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