Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Feel Flows

Looking back on the weekend that was, Grand Rapids is a good town. Mike Macrae was fun to work with as was Tom Cotter.

Things are pretty crazy at the moment. Vague enough for you?

A Romanian prisoner sentenced to death has sued God! Despite his baptism acting as a contract this convicted murder claims God has not kept the devil away. Finally a reason to get jury duty.

Britain went ahead and gave us 330,000 pre-packaged meals for Katrina victims but we've said no thank you and seek to give them to needy countries. This seems noble enough except when you realize that we've rejcted the meals due to a ban on British beef. The U.S. is a public relations nightmare. We're basically saying, our people won't be eating this as it might make them ill, you don't have anything to eat so you can have it? Also here are some shit sandwiches we'd like you to eat as well.

Buster the German Shepard was forced into early retirement from the British Police force. The dog was just plain lazy and had a knack for making friends with rowdy drunks. Can you be reincarnated without dying first?