Luggage can be Expensive

Here's the filthy stache I grew by request. It's gone now. Every time I passed a mirror I wanted to make out with myself so it had to go.

My Morning Jacket did not disappoint last night at Saint Andrew's Hall. Even better than anything on the stage had to be the fact that they were selling black light posters.

Sheryl Swoops of the WNBA came out of the closet. Somebody needs to peel back the hanging beads between the room we're in and that closet, as I'm quite certain there's about 50 more WNBA Lesbians hiding in there.

Hey I found out Afghanistan produces 87% of the world's opium. Does nobody know how to use that stuff correctly? Chase the Dragon brah!