Yesterdog

When did cider mills and apple orchards become Cedar Point? There's an apple orchard by my place that costs like $15 just to drive by it. They've got inflatable slides, bearded women, a matterhorn (Himalaya), and a bunch of other crap unrelated to a peaceful day in the country. Am I alone in not wanting to pay to park so I can grab a donut and cider? Is the art of visiting a place like this for its original intent so boring in modern society that the farmers are forced to create a side show? Jesse Popp I look to you for guidance as you have some insider knowledge.

The cover of the New York Times had a story last Saturday about how U-pick pumpkin patches on Long Island are stocking their fields and you're picking pumpkins that were not actually grown in the field where you "picked" them. That is a slow news day!

Garden City

So I'm onto what feels like day 28 with this stye in my eye and people are starting to call me pizza eye.

Anybody have an opinion when it comes to a chalk board vs dry erase?

All you folks who have come forward and admitted to beating off to Bruce Springsteen's "Nebraska" really need to address what seems to be a larger issue all together.

If someone has figured out a way to get beyond the fact that the singer for Wolf Parade sounds almost exactly like the singer from Modest Mouse I'm willing to listen.

There's certainly been a lot of requests in this thing but I'd also like to be reminded out of Franklyn German, and Fernando Rodney which is the big dude, and which is the little stocky guy?