Mayhem

I've always fancied myself a bit of a bad boy. For instance I've never once written in cursive on a check. You know, I've made my own rules...

What are you trying to do? If your job is to catch Orangutan piss in the jungles of Borneo, well, you've dedicated your life to science. Sure it's gross but, if you really loved "Every Which Way But Loose" you probably feel a debt to the species and want to do everything in your power to understand and protect them. After all cathcing monkey piss is only the 10th worst job in Science.

At this point in history considering the length of time that in vitro fertilization has been taking place, do you suppose that unwittingly people have been committing incest? If a guy makes regular visits to the sperm bank over a number of years it's not completely out of the question that a son and daughter that he's fathered could find one another not realizing their shared genetics and fall madly in love. For the mathematical possibility of such an occurrence contact my math guy.

Remember: Saturday night in Ann Arbor. No excuses.

Keep December 21st open. Laugh Stroganoff is coming.