Points of Light

It's been 6 days since last we spoke?

I've been busy trying to prove that Pope John Paul II performed a miracle. You see that is what needs to happen before he can be granted sainthood. We got all the paper work filled out, proof of Papacy, a picture of him running in a steeple chase, and fingerprints. Alas this final piece of the saintly puzzle is the biggest and weirdest shaped, thus making it the hardest to find and put in, so we can slap on some Puzzle Glue and frame it. I personally think the fact he prevented lightening from striking those break dancers who were gyrating all over the floor in front of him constitutes a miracle but I'm not high enough on the food chain to pass that fart in church.

This fat sack has been scamming grub from fast food chains. How many times can the same earth whale come into your place of business claiming hair was in his food? He's a one trick pony! I would have told him the hair appears to have been from your knuckles and it's not my restaurants fault that you insert your entire hand in your mouth when feeding. Also based upon your photo you may have a skin condition. I'm just saying.