What Goes Around Still Sucks
Congratulations to all those Tiger fans who held on to their noted gay basher Todd Jones jerseys. He's back, trouble is wearing a Todd Jones jersey now, may actually make you look more stupid then when you wore it and he wasn't even on the squad. Being as manly and full of testosterone as I am(I'm seriously super masculine and enjoy stuff like construction, beards, and dirt), I'm not really certain what makes for an attractive man, but I have to assume Todd is gross to all sexes and he should focus on his pitching and not worry about anyone checking his hose out in the shower. Oh, and Todd, that handle-bar moustache is so flamer! Welcome back fat ass.
On a side note we spent a bunch of money on soft tosser/camera man tosser Kenny Rogers! As an organization this is the first day of the rest of our lives as we continue to make poor choices and bottom feed on the ocean floor of the American League.
I'm starting to get pumped for Laugh Stroganoff, the show Jesse Popp and I are doing in Ann Arbor on December 21st. If anybody in cyberspace wants to promote, let me know and I'll email you the flyer to distribute. If you do help, I'll be sure to either set aside time to french with you(send a current photo and blood test), or give you a cool gift like that candy that looked like a bag of gold( had a prospector on it) and it was little gold pieces of gum. You could get shit like that, just for helping. The show is not going to be straight stand up, it will have sketches, and a lot of suprises and weird shit.
So as to give everyone plenty of time to shop I've included a Christmas wish list:
1) A lock of Tony Iomi's hair
Although romoured to be smokable, I simply want to use it to string my guitar with. The Black Sabbath songsmith's hair serves as a light gauge string but is said to have incredible action.
2) The Hope Diamond
At first glance this may seem like an extravagent request but with jewels becoming so mainstream, what with rappers, and the singer jewel, the price on the hope diamond must reflect this. Hope diamond is like a DVD player now. Nobody wants "blue" ice, and I did come all the way over to give you a jump last summer. Don't make a stink.
3) Action Comics #1
Ah, the first appearance of Superman, who wouldn't want to be able to say they got this for the Lord's birthday? Same thought as above, kids are into Yugi Oh, and Spiderman, if you find this baby before the new Superman movie hits you should be able to score it on the cheap. Your first stop on the trail to find it should be the Shutter Shop in Milford, MI.
4) The Panties Mary Steenburgen wore in "Back To The Future III"
These wouldn't be for me, these would be for my main man Martin Butler, big time panty sniffer and massive "Back to the Future" geek. Tis the season.
5) Beatles: The Biography
I'm interested to read this lastest and exhaustive look at the Fab 4. I've always wanted to find out whatever happened to the member of the band named John.
On a side note we spent a bunch of money on soft tosser/camera man tosser Kenny Rogers! As an organization this is the first day of the rest of our lives as we continue to make poor choices and bottom feed on the ocean floor of the American League.
I'm starting to get pumped for Laugh Stroganoff, the show Jesse Popp and I are doing in Ann Arbor on December 21st. If anybody in cyberspace wants to promote, let me know and I'll email you the flyer to distribute. If you do help, I'll be sure to either set aside time to french with you(send a current photo and blood test), or give you a cool gift like that candy that looked like a bag of gold( had a prospector on it) and it was little gold pieces of gum. You could get shit like that, just for helping. The show is not going to be straight stand up, it will have sketches, and a lot of suprises and weird shit.
So as to give everyone plenty of time to shop I've included a Christmas wish list:
1) A lock of Tony Iomi's hair
Although romoured to be smokable, I simply want to use it to string my guitar with. The Black Sabbath songsmith's hair serves as a light gauge string but is said to have incredible action.
2) The Hope Diamond
At first glance this may seem like an extravagent request but with jewels becoming so mainstream, what with rappers, and the singer jewel, the price on the hope diamond must reflect this. Hope diamond is like a DVD player now. Nobody wants "blue" ice, and I did come all the way over to give you a jump last summer. Don't make a stink.
3) Action Comics #1
Ah, the first appearance of Superman, who wouldn't want to be able to say they got this for the Lord's birthday? Same thought as above, kids are into Yugi Oh, and Spiderman, if you find this baby before the new Superman movie hits you should be able to score it on the cheap. Your first stop on the trail to find it should be the Shutter Shop in Milford, MI.
4) The Panties Mary Steenburgen wore in "Back To The Future III"
These wouldn't be for me, these would be for my main man Martin Butler, big time panty sniffer and massive "Back to the Future" geek. Tis the season.
5) Beatles: The Biography
I'm interested to read this lastest and exhaustive look at the Fab 4. I've always wanted to find out whatever happened to the member of the band named John.
posted by Vince at 12:28 PM
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