Ace of Spades

New York is full of hard asses, as is just about anywhere I suppose. Some of my favorite tough guys are those who where fingerless gloves. This pretty much makes sense to me because there have been many times when I thought "Fuck! my palms are gonna fall of if I don't get them covered." I guess if you're in the business of thumping fools in the chest you don't want a layer of material between your poker and the sternum. And let me tell you that no street tough is going to peel his hand protection prior to knocking you out.

Fans of my Lemmy (Motorhead) impression should know that it made its stage debut tonight. It'll remain for special occasions, meaning when my roomate least expects.

Can any anthropology heads reading this clue me as to the lineage of air guitar? I'm thinking air drums go back to the dawn of man, although the phantom finger twirl came much later. But when, I wonder, did dudes begin rocking out sans guitar? Perhaps it was Leo Fender while describing the Broadcaster (Telecaster) to a friend after he created it? Don't matter.