Hey Guess What? State of the Union

The President of the United States thinks we're addicted to oil! He also provided such nuggets as humans need air to live, and chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry are commonly found in a carton of neopolitan ice cream. Fucking Genius I say!! The regime also feels that hiring more high school teachers should allow us to stay ahead of both the Indians and Chinese in the brains column. Gosh, these Washington think tanks are putting it in overdrive to come up with the solution to such enormous problems. The reason none of those teachers will make it into any inner-city schools is Bush knows that African American people are simply a cross between the Indians and the Chinese, and as previously stated he wants to keep "American" kids smarter than both of them. Rich get richer!

Haven't been the most productive of late, outside chance I'm going insane atop a Williamsburg tenement.