Grow up

Finally!! Ever since discovering that the NY Post had a section where they published things overheard on the street I have pined for the day when I would hear something worthy of sending in. I think it might be today. It's important to note that the section in question is almost exclusively filled with quotes from tourists, as a way to point out how stupid they are for not knowing how to get to Union Square or order a hot dog. This is the only question mark hanging over what I heard earlier today, because this came from a living breathing New Yorker. Here is what I picked up at the bottom of the stairs at the Flushing JMZ station. Dude was seated next to a table of crap for sale and was speaking into his phone. "Yo Tell that Ni**er I want my cigarettes, and I need that girl's fucking clothes!" So there it is. I just wish it centered more around how he was trying to find Macy's, but ended up at Barney's, but it was ok because he found a car service that would take him to the Statue of Liberty anyway. If that was the gist of the quote I'd probably receive payment for it.