Keno Nap

Finding myself in this elite group I now feel confident saying that every person should be within walking distance of an excellent cheese danish. I'm not saying you have to put it in your mouth twice a day or anything but the piece of mind that comes from the knowledge that heaven's pastry is within reach can not be quantified.

I can currently be found in a public internet place due to some issues related to my new building. I carry with me at all times a little voice recorder as my memory can be very suspect. So I was trying to go through a few of my recordings to see if any of it needed to be written here. The volume control on the device is a very sensitive little wheel. So I'm trying to get this thing to play nice and quietly into my ear. Instead I hit play and out comes the word "masturbation" in the equivalent of Bose Surround Sound. Not cool. I'll have to go back in later and figure out what kind of other words were around it to know what it was doing in there. I was just in Las Vegas so.... Right now I need to go hit my head on something really hard.