It's Settled

Had a guy tell me last night after a show that he had recently broke up with his girlfriend, and that I had made him feel better. Now what I'm wondering is can I write something like this off on my taxes?

Rolling Stone's 1000th issue is hitting stands. That mag's been around 83 years!?! Huh. I guess it's only fitting that a magazine with such social and political implications would have been born during the roaring 20's. Who could forget such articles as "What to do until you can get your Victrola off lay-away." "Flapper Babes put the Sin in Syncopation". These and more can be found on microfilm I'm sure. That magazine has been vanilla and unimportant for years. I suppose that's the best way to make sure you're still selling copies at thousand.