Thanks Be to J.T.

Make sure to pick up my man Segal's latest Mojo Priest on May 23rd when it drops. He's gone and teamed up with Thunderbox so you know. I guess i don't even know. I bet you loved his last record.
Based upon both of these album covers and my knowledge of the Zen Master, nothing leads me to believe he can actually play guitar. Note the hands and face. Not that Steven being able to play and wriite his own songs would somehow make his music more appealing or interesting to me. Perhaps he writes about what he knows, creeping young actresses out when they sit upon his casting couch. How best to wear your kimono once you've lost that action star figure. Being the worlds most serious dude who is never taken seriously. I suppose i'll be waiting like everyone else for the 23rd to hit, punch and kick it's way here. Hopefully no evil corporation, or band of street toughs plans to try and block the release of this CD, as that would cause Segal to once again fight for honor, and that might be grounds for a movie, and we certainly don't need that.