Boris Yeltsin sings Falco

Tonight at Bar on A (Ave A @ 11th st) should prove to be a splendid time. Funny comics, attractive (wo)men, and one other thing you're sure to enjoy. Despite falling asleep on the train and waking up in Canarsie at 4am this morning I promise to come strong.

You should also be aware that I've got my lobbying body working on getting some legislation passed that will eliminate Steak Fries. Over sized, under cooked, pieces of...They're a disgrace to the fried community, and it needs to stop.