Up, Up and Away

So a couple weeks ago a meteor struck Norway. How many people knew that? Just as I suspected. I had to read it in the section of the news paper titled "Weird but True". This is a section usually reserved for stories involving monkeys who chain smoke, or people being shot in the head and surviving. Now I'm not saying that a meteor striking earth isn't weird, but plenty of weird stories make the front page. The meteor although not radioactive did have the explosive force of the kind of bomb used on Hiroshima. Unless this space rock lands in Paris Hilton's pool it's not considered actual news? Norway, perhaps a J.V. country in the grand scheme of current events but can I get word on the CNN crawl? I'm not up nights pointing a telescope at the heavens or neighboring apartments, meteors aren't my passion, asteroids are, no actually I label nothing as my "passion", it's a word I don't enjoy. I'm very "luke" to most things. Occasionally I'll get a hard-on for something, so no passion just an engorged member. Raging boner for the Detroit Tigers, Air Conditioning, and watermelon. I'm sure I have other hard-on's too, but I need to get back to my point, which is about a boulder crashing from the sky and nobody caring. For the record, I have no debate team experience.