Gregarious

Now I realize everybody's lining up already to come see me this Saturday at The Shark Show. I also realize it's Monday and you're getting piled on inside your cubicle. But you should really consider hitting up the debut of Two Sweet Dudes, at Bar on A in New York City this Thursday. We've found a semi-permanent home, as we will be running every other Thursday there until further notice. The crew who've been down since the "Sidewalk" days have promised not to make fun of any newcomers, so don't be scared. The show is free, but in reference to the 6-7 drinks you're going to have, only the first two will be required.

Frequently Asked Questions pertaining to Two Sweet Dudes: (as submitted by the public)

1) Will it be cool?
More than likely. And if it isn't it's your own fault.

2) What is the likelihood of me getting laid after the show?
Fella's I would put a condom before you leave the house. You don't plan to fail, you fail to plan. The discomfort will be worth it, and that's how likely it is you'll get a "piece" as a result of attending. Ladies, take your pick from a sea of strapping, intelligent, male attendee's. Homosexuals? We'll have some of those too.

3) Will Jesse Popp record my outgoing voicemail message for me?
For a price, the equivalent of 17 beers, and a slice of pizza. If you wait long enough into the night he'll do it for free, but he'll decide on the content, and you'll lose friends over it.

4) Will I need an advance ticket?
Nah, we'll save you a spot. But if you're super neurotic, tickets can be acquired in person at the Two Sweet Dudes Apartment in Bushwick. The show is free, but if you turn up in Bushwick you better at least bring some food, or a pair of stylish pants size 36x34 in exchange for wasting everyone's time.

Hope this helps