Motor Trend

I'm at the New York Improv tomorrow night at 7pm. If you get a reservation it's only $7.

You're mostly a creature of what you know, which is why I'm not pointing fingers or blaming anybody, but if I had a Bentley I think I'd spring to get it the interior cleaned as opposed to stacking air freshener trees Five deep on the mirror. To each their own, and this affluent New Yorker may just prefer the smell. I mean at the point you're owning a Bentley in Manhattan you'd have no problem transporting a horde of migrant workers you poached from the Iowa plains, and carrying them in a flat bed behind said Bentley wherever you went. Once you were safely inside your destination your crack team could go to work cleaning the entire vehicle inside and out, being careful not to touch any part of the vehicles interior with their bare hands. Keep that Armorall of the steering wheel, you'll cause an accident, and find yourself back in the cherry tomato fields quicker than we threw a net over you and brought you to New York! I'm just sayin', you've got options outside the normal '89 Datsun owner who chooses the scent of multiple fully unsheathed air freshener trees, over the odor of cat piss and Arby Sauce that fills the car even with the windows open.