Second time...never the charm
If you've got disposable income, be sure to check me out at Gotham tonight. 10pm
It recently came clear to me, the main reason equality for women has not been attained. I'll reveal that reason now. It's that 45 seconds that every major city (and some podunks) have following the evening news. It's the blurb of time set aside to degrade women every single night of the year. It's the drawing of the daily 3 and 4 lottery numbers. It's that well lit scene with a set usually updated every time Halley's Comet comes around. It's got the plexi-glass box filled with ping pong balls that have the numbers on, and a women dressed in an evening gown. This poor young lady's the reason we've never had a female president. There was a day when the woman in question would actually handle the winning digits, that she's now relegated to simply gesture toward. They probably don't even let her throw the switch that triggers the air flow for scrambling the balls. In this way, her roll has actually been reduced. She spends about 38 of those 45 seconds decapitated as the camera struggles to capture the action in the box, and her tits in the same frame. The daily lottery is the guy in the club who despite having plenty of room to go around you still finds it impossible to do so without rubbing against you and handling your midsection. The daily lottery is the reason you make less money than the man who has the same job as you. That guy manages his fantasy football team all day! The daily lottery is a misogynist Albatross with a cock so big it looks like a dick with a bird hanging off the front, instead of the other way around. Or maybe it's not that big of a deal?
It recently came clear to me, the main reason equality for women has not been attained. I'll reveal that reason now. It's that 45 seconds that every major city (and some podunks) have following the evening news. It's the blurb of time set aside to degrade women every single night of the year. It's the drawing of the daily 3 and 4 lottery numbers. It's that well lit scene with a set usually updated every time Halley's Comet comes around. It's got the plexi-glass box filled with ping pong balls that have the numbers on, and a women dressed in an evening gown. This poor young lady's the reason we've never had a female president. There was a day when the woman in question would actually handle the winning digits, that she's now relegated to simply gesture toward. They probably don't even let her throw the switch that triggers the air flow for scrambling the balls. In this way, her roll has actually been reduced. She spends about 38 of those 45 seconds decapitated as the camera struggles to capture the action in the box, and her tits in the same frame. The daily lottery is the guy in the club who despite having plenty of room to go around you still finds it impossible to do so without rubbing against you and handling your midsection. The daily lottery is the reason you make less money than the man who has the same job as you. That guy manages his fantasy football team all day! The daily lottery is a misogynist Albatross with a cock so big it looks like a dick with a bird hanging off the front, instead of the other way around. Or maybe it's not that big of a deal?
posted by Vince at 12:46 PM
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