Klondike

I can't believe I'm going to give this secret away for free, but here goes.... If you've seen me and wondered how I am able to consistently look blown out, with puffy darkness surrounding my eyes, and just generally destroyed in my appearance. I'm finally willing to let you in on how to acquire this look for yourself. First of all you must be willing to hang out until all hours despite needing to get up the next day. Get in there and crank it on a nightly basis with total disregard for alarm clocks. Second, eat poorly. Pay no never mind to however many food groups they've created, or what time of day or night you're consuming things like pizza, especially if it's free. There you have it. Results may vary, as I am lucky enough to live somewhere that you can't usually smoke indoors. You factor that in, and you might really be able to end up looking gross. It's a much easier and fun look than those that require you to stop washing your hair(although you won't always feel like showering), or purchase $200 jeans.

Don't say I never gave you nothing!!