Piles

They're selling hot dogs made out of reindeer in Chicago! That's not the spirit! Reindeer hot dog's never even met the spirit! Known most famously for driving Santa's sleigh, the reindeer has become the KIA Sephia of meats. These should be great for kids. Look "little" Jimmy, there used to be a Santa Claus, but we took away his lively hood by poaching his transportation, and injecting their ground up hides into pig intestine. Then Santa kind of went "away". Mustard Jimmy? I can understand a town like Chicago needing to come up with new savory foods, they've got a couple of tub o' lards to satisfy. If I'm an elf, no matter how much my wife bitches, I'd skip Christmas shopping on the Miracle Mile this year.

I'm going to be at Parkside Lounge on Houston tonight. 8pm. You should be there too.