Shining Wizard

Just saw a headline that read "Prolific Child Molester Gets 150 Years". I understand that 'prolific' is a word you could use, but it just seems like the wrong word. Somehow 'prolific' to me is reserved for something like a director that made a lot of films, or a painter, or something, anything that doesn't fuck children. Was this guy a pervert virtuoso? No. He may have been the best at what he did, and a real natural at it, but nobody is going to tag him a virtuoso. 'Prolific' isn't the way to go, c'mon CNN! I didn't read the story as I've just eaten, but I hope when they say 150 years they mean impaled upon an eight foot spike that's covered in AIDS, but somehow they're able to keep him alive, and part of the way they keep him alive is by attaching his nuts to a car battery, and letting the parents of the victims come and rev the engine.

In brighter news...

Nutter Butters can now be found dipped in chocolate.