Wingers

So the plan moving forward seems to be for me to continue biting the same section of my upper lip until it's completely shredded. I'm going to try and pay more attention when I feed, as I can't have injuries that limit my ability to eat face with all my female fans.

It's been a little while since I've brought it up, but you folks really need to head down to the show at Beauty Bar in NYC on Sundays that Jesse Popp and myself orchestrate. We got some hot line-ups, and an after party for the ages. So quit screwing this up.

It's official, Me, John F. O'Donnell, and Jesse Popp are going to be appearing on the game show "Chain Reaction". It tapes in a couple weeks, and I'll be sure to follow up with details. This isn't comedy related other than the guarantee that this team will end up bickering on the air.