It's me! From 2 years ago!

Saw a guy walking 8 large dogs in midtown. I'm talking golden retriever and up. Looks like somebody's getting paid per dog. At that point you're going to have dogs going to the bathroom on other dogs, and just like humans we can't assume that's what gets every dog off. And not that many people in new york are trying to clean up after their animals anyway, but this gent didn't have a free finger, even if he planned to do any scooping.

That was a red hot story, way to hook the readers in, Vince. Welcome back bro.

I also saw a family of four tooling (no pun intended or implied) around my neighborhood each carrying an old rusty shovel. What you must understand is there's no exposed earth to dig where I live, no ground to turn, nothing a shovel can penetrate. I'd also like to be clear that we had a mom, a dad, and two kids, son and daughter in their early teens maybe. I guess there was some snow left on the ground and even though these weren't snow shovels, I realize that just like every tool is a hammer, any shovel can push snow. But where then is this brood's 40 foot drive way that requires all hands on deck to clean off? I'll tell you where it's not, on Graham Ave. in Brooklyn between the cell phone store and Hat's Unlimited. Hot patch crew?

Undercover Brother Eddie Griffin crashed a $1.5 million dollar Ferrari that didn't belong to him. I'm going to assume it was a planned foreshadowing of what his new film "Redline" will do at the box office. Zing!!! and I'm out-