Panda in Law

I guess they've decided to show Pandas in Thailand DVD's of Pandas boning, so they in turn will want to bone. I'm betting that the TV gets detroyed or fucked in an act of territorial pissing (checking the lines in Vegas currently). What's not going to happen is two actual Pandas making sweet love. Some dude Panda is not going to get an already uninterested lady Panda to watch porn with him. There's laws of nature, man. Let's not forget, it's monkey see, monkey do! I'd hope a zoo keeper could keep that straight