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There are moments when you lose sight of where you're headed, get caught up not knowing what it's all for, and begin to feel like maybe there isn't any hope. It's during moments like these that I turn to a bit of information like that which I am about to share, and realize it's not only going to be all right, it's going to be even better than that. Here you go...
The Two Coreys – Corey Haim tests his long-time friendship with fellow actor Corey Feldman, as he moves in with him and his wife, Susie. The Feldmans then have to deal with their challenging house guest.
I saw this and got a boost no morning coffee could ever provide. A&E just shot to the top of my list of cable networks. I keep that list on the inside of my bathroom door on a dry erase board, as it can change several time in a single night of television.
Haim's going to be all pasty and carrying his "drug fat", as bitter as ever that 'Stand By Me' didn't feature another Corey. Then you have Feldman, with delusions of still being a serious actor, along with the baggage of who knows what happened to him at the Neverland Ranch. I'm already not keen on people who say "I don't watch TV" in a tone to assert condescension, but now those are fighting words. I'm already thinking up how good this show will be.
Open on a dark bedroom Corey F. lays sleeping with his wife. The door cracks open you see the silhouette of Corey H. (spikey up do) with the hall light behind him.
Corey H: (whispering) Corey Feldman, psst, C-Feld? (getting louder) Teddy Duchamp!
Corey F: Hmph..What the fuck Corey!?!
Corey H: You wanna watch License to Drive?
Corey F: What? No, man, I want to sleep, hence me being in bed
Corey H: Oh, right. It's on USA is all, so I thought I'd... never mind.
I actually stole that scenario from an episode of Hogan Knows Best, when Nasty Boy Brian Knobbs stays over at Hulks place and does that exact thing except asks Hogan if he wants to watch WrestleMania 7
Nah, I hope they have to do physical challenges, which is to say I hope they bring in Nicole Eggert at some point for a 'Blown Away' reunion.
The Two Coreys – Corey Haim tests his long-time friendship with fellow actor Corey Feldman, as he moves in with him and his wife, Susie. The Feldmans then have to deal with their challenging house guest.
I saw this and got a boost no morning coffee could ever provide. A&E just shot to the top of my list of cable networks. I keep that list on the inside of my bathroom door on a dry erase board, as it can change several time in a single night of television.
Haim's going to be all pasty and carrying his "drug fat", as bitter as ever that 'Stand By Me' didn't feature another Corey. Then you have Feldman, with delusions of still being a serious actor, along with the baggage of who knows what happened to him at the Neverland Ranch. I'm already not keen on people who say "I don't watch TV" in a tone to assert condescension, but now those are fighting words. I'm already thinking up how good this show will be.
Open on a dark bedroom Corey F. lays sleeping with his wife. The door cracks open you see the silhouette of Corey H. (spikey up do) with the hall light behind him.
Corey H: (whispering) Corey Feldman, psst, C-Feld? (getting louder) Teddy Duchamp!
Corey F: Hmph..What the fuck Corey!?!
Corey H: You wanna watch License to Drive?
Corey F: What? No, man, I want to sleep, hence me being in bed
Corey H: Oh, right. It's on USA is all, so I thought I'd... never mind.
I actually stole that scenario from an episode of Hogan Knows Best, when Nasty Boy Brian Knobbs stays over at Hulks place and does that exact thing except asks Hogan if he wants to watch WrestleMania 7
Nah, I hope they have to do physical challenges, which is to say I hope they bring in Nicole Eggert at some point for a 'Blown Away' reunion.
posted by Vince at 9:19 AM
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