Stones be getting Cast

You think Jerry Falwell got to skip the line and proceed directly into Club Heaven? Got bottle service and a table in VIP? A table where he could be seen by the common everlasting lifers, but not be bothered by them? Or was he told that he's probably getting in, but because he took it upon himself to pass so much judgment, and put his own spin on "all God's children" , that it might be a little while, since there's a ton of "I's" to dot and "T's" to cross, before any holier than thou douche bag gets to party with the Creator.

Speaking ill of the dead isn't my thing, but when you talk shit at the level of a Jerry Falwell, man I have to say something while they're patting your face with the shovel. Isn't he the dude who said 9-11 was God punishing us for all the black people, homosexuals, and According to Jim fans? Wait, According to Jim wasn't even on in 2001. Oh right, Jerry was the dude who said "AIDs is the wrath of a just God against Rip Taylor and Nancy Sinatra." I'm not great with quotes, but rest assured Falwell had some real shitty ones.