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Nancy Grace

I happen to have a high threshold for crap. Look no further than my writings a while back about the now cancelled Geraldo at Large. I mean I can almost watch 1 1/2 episodes of Mama's Family in a single sitting, although I usually have to lay down after, but it gives you an idea just how much "raw sewage" television I can handle. Watching a solid hour of the Knife Show without pause is no big whoop, if I can't sit through your show, it's got to be toxic.

That being stated, what I cannot stomach on any level is the hag pictured above. The aforementioned waste of oxygen didn't even exist anywhere in my brain until just recently, and not unlike when I saw Jaws at a birthday party as a boy, and then we all went to the beach, I wish I hadn't seen Nah-ncy. I spell her name as she pronounces it, with an accent that causes you to wish she'd only aspired to sip lemonade on the porch of her family's plantation. Occasionally she might stand up out of the porch swing long enough to yell at a migrant worker to stop drinking from the bird bath, "Ya'll don't deserve water, 'til Daddy says." I'm not sure if she doesn't employ any research or fact checking people, but her mouth is a hole that only makes inaccurate noise. Nah-ncy is also a professional horse beater. "It's Dead Nah-ncy!", they're heard to yell as she pounds on an issue that all other media outlets stopped talking about weeks prior. This canker sore of a woman loves a murder case, and delivers the story as if she's a champion of victim's rights. The trouble is she makes Willie Aames look like Marlon Brando. Nah-ncy perhaps has never dealt in sincerity or remorse in her actual life, so she has nothing to call upon when faking it for the camera.

Anyway

By clicking on her name above you will be treated to a short clip show that should hopefully support my ramblings.