Faux

Whoa! It has been a little while. My apologies, especially to my readers in the correctional facilities, I know it's hard trying to pass the time and I need to be more attentive to that fact when I don't make time to type. Although in almost every case it's your own fault you're in the predicament you're in, (incarceration) so in all actuality, and I guess this is sort of turning into a free writing exercise but I'm not really sorry that I can't drop everything so you can be entertained while you rot inside the system because you decided it was within your rights to rip the ignition out of some poor working stiffs Rav4 and go for a joyride, if that's what you did. In fact, and this will prove to my detractors(as many as 11 as few as 3) that I'm not all about how many hits my site gets, but I don't even think dirty convicts should be given access to the Internet. There's enough weirdo's on the social networking sites who are still building up the nerve to get their first arrest (no doubt for something perv-like). I hate to speak so generally, and I realize that showers are mandatory in the big house so when I say "dirty", I mean morally. Some of you are simply products of your environment, and if that's something we can prove, maybe you get a little extra time in the yard, and a newspaper once a week. My written word is to be enjoyed by those who only think bad stuff and never act on it. "Bad" of course is a relative term, so perhaps even I have done some "bad" stuff, but it's up for debate. Taking money from a cash register for your own devices, even if you are the cashier at the time, is undeniably "bad". Manipulating people to an outcome which at least for a time both parties enjoyed is maybe "bad". Sounds like circumstantial evidence to me.

Where was I headed before I started blubbering about how long it's been...

I've been spending some time here. That's right, Your old pal Vince is helping with the classification of the Universe. Your first instinct will be to congratulate me. Before you do however, you should know it's not like I was hand selected, anybody who can pass the test can do it. I'm not even sure why it's important to identify all the different billions of galaxies, but when I'm asked at a party if my red eyes are due to the taking of drugs and I can quickly retort that it's mostly because of my exploration of deep space via computer screen, once I explain that I am not a NARC, it leads to me being pretty much the life of that party.