It was me

This is a below average picture of my friend and fellow comedian DJ Hazard. I know him from NY and when I heard I'd be working with him up here, I knew 'd be all right.
The first friend I made in Canada. Cheezies are the genetically superior cheese puff. Don't be surprised if I end up running off and getting married to a bag, and not just to get citizenship. Clearly there would be flaws in the relationship, I mean she's been giving away the cheese with the bag. No mystery left for the wedding night. In fact I'd probably be carrying around an empty bag fighting back the tears. For real though, Cheetos seem really JV.

Friday night in Calgary was enjoyable. I think it speaks to the quality of human when you can get through a late show on Friday without incident. Generally speaking Friday late shows have been home to many a hard working individuals who started getting drunk at 5pm and by 10:30 are convinced they're scheduled to yell shit at you on stage. But last night, the crowd had its shit together, and for that I thank them.