Yzerman

Ahh, Cranbrook, British Columbia. They were with me last night, at least for the part of the show when I quizzed them on the front page story from that day's Cranbrook Townsman newspaper about a guy rescuing a cat that had been in a tree for 3 weeks.

When I return to New York this site is going to receive a major overhaul. Major. Bells and Whistles are currently being stocked into a small work space in Williamsburg. Pomp and Circumstance is being horded away in my apartment on my behalf. Actual Smoke as well as Mirrors are being flown in from all corners of the globe. No longer will I be chastised for having "frames". We're going full on. What I mean to say is buy a new computer, if for no other reason than to be able to check my site. At the end of the day having a cool site is much more important than your actual jokes. If I already had the new website up and running I might just bring my laptop down to the show tonight and blow some Crabrookian minds. This is the point I'm trying make.

I'm currently listening to the "pay whatever you think you should" album by Radiohead called "in rainbows". At the last minute I felt guilty and paid about $10 for the album. By offering the "pay what you want" aspect to the record they got me to buy a record for full price, when I haven't bought a Radiohead record since 2001. That is fucking shrewd.

Cranbrook is the birthplace of Steve Yzerman.