Horace Boulder

For crying out dick. It's become readily apparent to me that these words are all this site has anymore. The massive redesign I hyped a while back is stuck in neutral, and my crack team of experts are dedicated to other projects. For now we'll have to settle for this frames based garbage dump until another designer with low self esteem presents themselves at well below cost.

They found the fossil of an 8ft water based Scorpion the other day. We might be further ahead as a people if those things were still around to go survival of the fittest on some douche bag spring breakers. Their continued existence would have also made the rock band the Scorpions even more bad ass.

If you're like me and saw the craigslist ad for a Tagalog speaker, I checked it out and it's language spoken in the the Philippines. Can't really be jealous of whoever steals that voice-over work.

My main man Casey Corbin's in the city this week, and can be seen exclusively at the Beauty Bar this Sunday(other shows are dropping the ball). But in the mean time we're going to hit a couple hockey games. I mean he is Canadian! Gang way hosers!

My research continues into whether simply being cold can make you sick. It's my belief that some bacteria must be introduced, and that temperature alone is irrelevant. More info as it becomes available.