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This picture is sick! It's of Mike V. and was taken by my old pal Larry Ransom over the weekend.

As it pertains to my potential Detroit Tigers line up from a few days ago, I posted that in a moment of weakness, and I guess I never really believed Inge would be starting. I rep Inge, and he's a guy who crawled through the shit with the Tigers. I hope he lands someplace and gets his swing in order, because the dude's glove is savage.

Congrats to Scott Baio! Homeboy finally tied that knot. Unfortunately him getting married will not save anyone from suffering through a second season of Scott Baio is 45...and single, on VH1. Despite all the Jason Hervey(Wayne!) cameo's that show was and surely will be unwatchable. Chach has always been way into slaying broads, and you couldn't attempt to reign him in. Broheim is now doubly hemmed, as not only did he get married, he also has his first child enroute. No amount of Henry Winkler advice can prepare you for fatherhood (I'm guessing). No doubt this gift of life will straighten up this old poon hound, and he'll no longer be found hanging around, skeezing out playmates up at Hef's. I mean after 45 years of cheating on every girl you ever tricked into thinking was your girlfriend, you can for sure just flip the switch, get the blood test, and you're done scraping up coed's at the bar, forever. Good luck. Your show is unwatchable. Only way that show turns a corner is if Buddy Lembeck is in the hospital room running video on the delivery.