something else

This photo captures the final moment before the Winter Warlock loses his shit upon being given a toy. It's not the actual locomotive that gets him, it's the fact that he's felt so disenfranchised his whole friggin' life, and made to feel unwanted. Turns out he's been a creep, and possessing the forest and what have you as a means to cope with his own issues. Unless you happen to be one of the people who's little brother he ate, I think it's time to forgive this dude, and at least invite him over for Christmas Dinner, even if you're doing it with the actual hope he turns the offer down. Although despite being somewhat reformed he's for sure going to want to sit at the head of the table, and those ragged teeth and branch like fingers will no doubt serve to gross out a few of your other guests. Nobody wants to grip the mashed potato bowl only to see a huge long white hair laying on top where the butter goes. On second thought let's give this guy another 100 years to get himself sorted.

I'm the sort of fella who carries the portable package of tissue in his coat. Which is not to say I won't just fold up a bunch of napkins if need be. Yesterday was the official start of winter, not by lunar calendar, but because a guy on the street wanted to bum a Kleenex. In actuality I think he thought it was a cigarette and then was too embarrassed to clarify. With this weather his schnoz probably needed a little maintenance anyway.

I endorse http://www.whopperfreakout.com/. It can't possibly be real, but it's done really well. "I don't eat Wendy's, give me a Whopper right now!!!"