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Next Sunday I will be at Ohio State University for a 7pm show at Hitchcock Hall. JW and I our vacating the Beauty Bar for a week, so come hang with us on location.

In a world and more specifically a city where so many are so very concerned with appearances, it's refreshing to see somebody who has zero concern for their look. I spotted a dude wearing a Clamato bag today. Clamato happens to be a mix of Clam juice and Tomato juice, which I'm told really sets off a Ceasar, but sounds disgusting despite my love for salt, and the acidic. Not Gucci, not Fendi, not Louis Vuitton... Mott's! This dude seemed real down to Earth. My true want is for him to not have just been looking for something to carry his stuff in, but instead he jumped at the chance to have a bag that featured the logo of his favorite beverage. I live just off a street know as Avenue of Puerto Rico, but they do sell this product in my neighborhood.

Fucking gangbusters!!! This blog is certifiable!!! Stop the hilarity!!!

Heath Ledger died today, which is awful and unnecessary, but like 9-11 I have a feeling Pat Robertson is going to blame it on the homosexuals.