Get our Root upon

Here's a link to video made by my friends who run the Kissing Booth show. I have a small role.



My friend Aaron pointed out to me last night after the Super Bowl that the Lions almost beat the Giants this season. Given that, I'm going to go ahead and move the Lions into second place over all for the year. Giants beat the Pat's, Lions ALMOST beat the Giants. There it is.



How's this for irrational guilt? I'm on the train this weekend and a guy next to me goes to stand up and whacks his head on the horizontal handle bar above him. I immediately apologize to him, he thanks me, I turn away awkwardly as I realize it had nothing to do with me, I then look back to witness the realization on his face that he thinks my apology was me making fun in a "eww, I, am, sorrrrry" sort of way. Not my intention. But honestly, ask anybody, I have larger issues, but I'm treating all my problems with a special homeopathic concoction.

For those looking to take me down a notch, I am in full receipt of the knowledge that the grammar on this thing is always in question.

I caught a few moments of "To Tell The Truth" which is where people get hooked up to a lie detector and have to answer questions in front of their family and friends for money. Questions of such deep seeded consequence as..."Joe Blow, you're a personal trainer, have you ever seen another dude's Junk in the shower?" The waiting room at jury duty is more appealing than ever having to look at another second of this program. Damn! Speaking my mind today. I'm fighting mad and everybody is going to know it. Elections, War, Poverty? No! I must tackle the topic of shitty television.