Screw Job!

So this guy here in New York was murdered by being stabbed in the head with a cork screw. Getting the screw into a cork is pretty clumsy in my experience, driving it through a skull would require Debo (pic above) strength! Please note the part in the story where the ex-wife is quoted as saying, "nobody deserves to die like that". Statement of the obvious is always funny. I mean a knife to the midsection just seems like a more deserving way, or tripping getting out of the shower. It harkens back to another crime story from the Gothamist where a woman had been raped and beaten in a queens garage. Somebody left a comment at the bottom of the story that was of the opinion that having it happen in a garage made it dispicable. Which is to say if she had been held captive, beaten and molested in maybe, Trump Tower, it would have been far more palatable. I mean being forced to have sex with a maniac on silk sheets, instead on an oil stained floor near where the snow sleds are kept would probably have caused the woman to not even want to press charges.

I award myself 10 bonus points for getting Debo into the mix.

Come to Beauty Bar in NYC this sunday at 9pm!