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Never, have I claimed to be an expert in the realm of Internet search but I'd be glad to meet the person who can locate any info on a dude from MC Hammer's old dance crew named "No Bones". He had a crazy triangle of wavy hair that came up of his forehead and straight to the Heavens. Him being called No Bones I'm almost certain had to do with his ability to put his shoulders under his knees and bounce around on the ground in that fashion. Find me No Bones!! His lack of wikipedia entry is bordering on criminal.
In my travels I stumbled upon the "Sports Museum of America" here in NYC. Pretty wide net being cast there I'd say, what with everything from Wiffle Ball, to NASCAR under one roof. They can't even show Wide World of Sports on the TV anymore because all that variety makes people's heads explode. Interesting also to have a museum for something collectively, when each of the sports inside already has its own museum or hall of fame. I had some time to kill so I hit up the gift shop and saw a t-shirt commemorating Lou Gehrig's farewell speech. A compelling and incredible speech, but one that was marking the end of a career due to his body being ravaged by a unknown disease they would later name after him. Typically if they name a disease after you it means that you suffered and ultimately died from it. Who needs an XL? What is that 100% cotton? This is for the dude who refuses to wear any Queen T-shirt except one that has Freddie Mercury with his AIDS face. The Lou Gehrig T is for people who bought the "We Are Marshall, but our whole Football team died in a Plane Crash" mug.
Never, have I claimed to be an expert in the realm of Internet search but I'd be glad to meet the person who can locate any info on a dude from MC Hammer's old dance crew named "No Bones". He had a crazy triangle of wavy hair that came up of his forehead and straight to the Heavens. Him being called No Bones I'm almost certain had to do with his ability to put his shoulders under his knees and bounce around on the ground in that fashion. Find me No Bones!! His lack of wikipedia entry is bordering on criminal.
In my travels I stumbled upon the "Sports Museum of America" here in NYC. Pretty wide net being cast there I'd say, what with everything from Wiffle Ball, to NASCAR under one roof. They can't even show Wide World of Sports on the TV anymore because all that variety makes people's heads explode. Interesting also to have a museum for something collectively, when each of the sports inside already has its own museum or hall of fame. I had some time to kill so I hit up the gift shop and saw a t-shirt commemorating Lou Gehrig's farewell speech. A compelling and incredible speech, but one that was marking the end of a career due to his body being ravaged by a unknown disease they would later name after him. Typically if they name a disease after you it means that you suffered and ultimately died from it. Who needs an XL? What is that 100% cotton? This is for the dude who refuses to wear any Queen T-shirt except one that has Freddie Mercury with his AIDS face. The Lou Gehrig T is for people who bought the "We Are Marshall, but our whole Football team died in a Plane Crash" mug.
posted by Vince at 7:39 AM
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