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Not One but Two fool hardy fools climbed up the New York Times building yesterday. One a Frenchmen in protest of global warming, the other a New Yorker trying to raise awareness of the dangers of Malaria.
What's that now?
The French guy who went first yesterday has climbed some 85 buildings all over the world. I'm guessing God turned off the global warming switch as soon as Alain Robert had unfurled his banner. Message Received!!!! I'm no super fan of authority, with posters of world leaders on my bedroom wall, but c'mon dude. Global Warming is a little too abstract and diverse a problem to address via your Spider-Man rip. Even as countless other bozo's like myself type about you, and Katie Couric reports on you, I'm not sure it translates into people bringing their own bags to the grocery, or McDonald's giving you any less than Four pounds of trash with every meal not counting the food. This reeks of when Natural Born Pot Head Woody Harrelson scampered up the Golden Gate to let people know how valuable Red Woods were. This French has a wife and kids?? No question Alain is wearing the pants, I have to believe most ladies would have skated after like 70 building climbs, or at least stopped making babies with him.
As for Renaldo Clark, the Brooklyn man who was probably checking out the first clown on the shitty TV at his local Bodega and decided to make a bold move to try and raise his status with the crew he stands out on the street corner with, made his way to the Times Building. It's so very fantastic that when asked if he was a copy cat climber, he flatly said "NO". Think about that for a second. Think about how a person answers a question when they know everyone knows the answer, their bitter they've been asked, and there is Zero percent chance of convincing people otherwise. I'm guessing there was very little eye contact, and the inflection on the end of "No" sounded like he had a whammy bar from a Fender Strat attached to his vocal chords. The thing is Renaldo, people sort of already know the dangers of Malaria. Let's not forget there are already shots and pills to prevent Malaria. Speaking only from my tiny world view, I have never heard anyone trying to brush off Malaria. I've never read a sentence about how Malaria ain't no big deal. So please understand why, if climbing up the same building as another guy, protesting another thing, just a few hours earlier wasn't enough, the issue you were trying to raise awareness of is the smoking gun in this case. The bottom line you're still going to be fetching egg and cheese for the other guys in your crew, if they ever stop busting your balls long enough to tell you to do it.
All that being said, I am nowhere as annoyed as this inked up artist from the NY Times article: "He’s disrupting the city,” said Zee Mosher, 33, a graphic designer with a portrait of Buckminster Fuller tattooed on his neck. “He’s endangering his own life and the lives of other people.”
Not One but Two fool hardy fools climbed up the New York Times building yesterday. One a Frenchmen in protest of global warming, the other a New Yorker trying to raise awareness of the dangers of Malaria.
What's that now?
The French guy who went first yesterday has climbed some 85 buildings all over the world. I'm guessing God turned off the global warming switch as soon as Alain Robert had unfurled his banner. Message Received!!!! I'm no super fan of authority, with posters of world leaders on my bedroom wall, but c'mon dude. Global Warming is a little too abstract and diverse a problem to address via your Spider-Man rip. Even as countless other bozo's like myself type about you, and Katie Couric reports on you, I'm not sure it translates into people bringing their own bags to the grocery, or McDonald's giving you any less than Four pounds of trash with every meal not counting the food. This reeks of when Natural Born Pot Head Woody Harrelson scampered up the Golden Gate to let people know how valuable Red Woods were. This French has a wife and kids?? No question Alain is wearing the pants, I have to believe most ladies would have skated after like 70 building climbs, or at least stopped making babies with him.
As for Renaldo Clark, the Brooklyn man who was probably checking out the first clown on the shitty TV at his local Bodega and decided to make a bold move to try and raise his status with the crew he stands out on the street corner with, made his way to the Times Building. It's so very fantastic that when asked if he was a copy cat climber, he flatly said "NO". Think about that for a second. Think about how a person answers a question when they know everyone knows the answer, their bitter they've been asked, and there is Zero percent chance of convincing people otherwise. I'm guessing there was very little eye contact, and the inflection on the end of "No" sounded like he had a whammy bar from a Fender Strat attached to his vocal chords. The thing is Renaldo, people sort of already know the dangers of Malaria. Let's not forget there are already shots and pills to prevent Malaria. Speaking only from my tiny world view, I have never heard anyone trying to brush off Malaria. I've never read a sentence about how Malaria ain't no big deal. So please understand why, if climbing up the same building as another guy, protesting another thing, just a few hours earlier wasn't enough, the issue you were trying to raise awareness of is the smoking gun in this case. The bottom line you're still going to be fetching egg and cheese for the other guys in your crew, if they ever stop busting your balls long enough to tell you to do it.
All that being said, I am nowhere as annoyed as this inked up artist from the NY Times article: "He’s disrupting the city,” said Zee Mosher, 33, a graphic designer with a portrait of Buckminster Fuller tattooed on his neck. “He’s endangering his own life and the lives of other people.”
posted by Vince at 6:11 AM
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