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We've been through this, but I hate snakes! Can't look at snakes on stage or screen, in photos or in rubber toy form. There is no incident that lead to this, but the fact remains. I disclose this again prior to letting CNN.com know that the video currently featured on the main page of their site entitled "Giant Snake eats House Cat" is completely unnecessary. How's that news? Even if they had a 'Nature" section it doesn't qualify. It's not natural!!!! Those two creatures shouldn't have occasion meet, let alone dine on each other. I'm no Cat lover either as they are prone to shutting down my respiratory functions. I'm calling for some journalistic responsibility here. Save that garbage for You tube where you only have to see it if your brain can think it up and request your hands type it into the search engine. I am willing to admit however that for people who aren't irrationally paralyzed with fear by Snakes, there could be a TV show to be made. Snake Eating Contest!!!! Not snakes being eaten, but wheel out a couple of these big MF's and see which one can eat the most or the biggest item. This would be huge on the under card of the Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest at Coney Island, especially since between the freak shows and the drug dealers there are probably a couple of record breakingly big Pythons in that zip code already. No travel expense! Don't even fake like you don't know weirdo drug dealers love exotic animals. There was a while there where you couldn't even have a meth lab without at least owning a baby Tiger or housing a Sea Turtle in the tub during the hours you weren't brewing crystal.