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posted by Vince at 10:30 AM
Monday, September 15, 2008
Wednesday, August 06, 2008
mistakes, mistake, mistakes
THE EMAIL ON THIS SITE DOES NOT WORK. PLEASE CONTACT ME USING MYSPACE OR FACEBOOK. THANKS
The new site is so close to completion. Mark that as one of the reasons I've not been heard from. Soon....
Meanwhile, this Sunday will mark the second anniversary of the show I produce along side Jesse Popp in New York City. Please join us if you are able. We've got a great line-up and the after party will not disappoint.
Matt McCarthy
Chris Jurek
Greg Johnson
Jared Logan
Anne Carr
Beauty Bar NYC
231 E. 14th st between 2nd and 3rd ave
9pm August 10th
FREE
I am headed back on tour starting at the end of this month. The dates are on Myspace and focus mostly in Canada, where they have the good sense to pay me to perform.
The new site is so close to completion. Mark that as one of the reasons I've not been heard from. Soon....
Meanwhile, this Sunday will mark the second anniversary of the show I produce along side Jesse Popp in New York City. Please join us if you are able. We've got a great line-up and the after party will not disappoint.
Matt McCarthy
Chris Jurek
Greg Johnson
Jared Logan
Anne Carr
Beauty Bar NYC
231 E. 14th st between 2nd and 3rd ave
9pm August 10th
FREE
I am headed back on tour starting at the end of this month. The dates are on Myspace and focus mostly in Canada, where they have the good sense to pay me to perform.
posted by Vince at 9:16 AM
Friday, July 11, 2008
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Monday, June 30, 2008
Prog
THE EMAIL ON THIS SITE DOES NOT WORK. PLEASE FIND ME ON MYSPACE OR FACEBOOK.
We've been through this, but I hate snakes! Can't look at snakes on stage or screen, in photos or in rubber toy form. There is no incident that lead to this, but the fact remains. I disclose this again prior to letting CNN.com know that the video currently featured on the main page of their site entitled "Giant Snake eats House Cat" is completely unnecessary. How's that news? Even if they had a 'Nature" section it doesn't qualify. It's not natural!!!! Those two creatures shouldn't have occasion meet, let alone dine on each other. I'm no Cat lover either as they are prone to shutting down my respiratory functions. I'm calling for some journalistic responsibility here. Save that garbage for You tube where you only have to see it if your brain can think it up and request your hands type it into the search engine. I am willing to admit however that for people who aren't irrationally paralyzed with fear by Snakes, there could be a TV show to be made. Snake Eating Contest!!!! Not snakes being eaten, but wheel out a couple of these big MF's and see which one can eat the most or the biggest item. This would be huge on the under card of the Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest at Coney Island, especially since between the freak shows and the drug dealers there are probably a couple of record breakingly big Pythons in that zip code already. No travel expense! Don't even fake like you don't know weirdo drug dealers love exotic animals. There was a while there where you couldn't even have a meth lab without at least owning a baby Tiger or housing a Sea Turtle in the tub during the hours you weren't brewing crystal.
We've been through this, but I hate snakes! Can't look at snakes on stage or screen, in photos or in rubber toy form. There is no incident that lead to this, but the fact remains. I disclose this again prior to letting CNN.com know that the video currently featured on the main page of their site entitled "Giant Snake eats House Cat" is completely unnecessary. How's that news? Even if they had a 'Nature" section it doesn't qualify. It's not natural!!!! Those two creatures shouldn't have occasion meet, let alone dine on each other. I'm no Cat lover either as they are prone to shutting down my respiratory functions. I'm calling for some journalistic responsibility here. Save that garbage for You tube where you only have to see it if your brain can think it up and request your hands type it into the search engine. I am willing to admit however that for people who aren't irrationally paralyzed with fear by Snakes, there could be a TV show to be made. Snake Eating Contest!!!! Not snakes being eaten, but wheel out a couple of these big MF's and see which one can eat the most or the biggest item. This would be huge on the under card of the Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest at Coney Island, especially since between the freak shows and the drug dealers there are probably a couple of record breakingly big Pythons in that zip code already. No travel expense! Don't even fake like you don't know weirdo drug dealers love exotic animals. There was a while there where you couldn't even have a meth lab without at least owning a baby Tiger or housing a Sea Turtle in the tub during the hours you weren't brewing crystal.
posted by Vince at 8:51 AM
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Beat that Thing
THE EMAIL ON THIS SITE IS DOWN. PLEASE FIND ME ON MYSPACE OR FACEBOOK. THANK YOU.
Never, have I claimed to be an expert in the realm of Internet search but I'd be glad to meet the person who can locate any info on a dude from MC Hammer's old dance crew named "No Bones". He had a crazy triangle of wavy hair that came up of his forehead and straight to the Heavens. Him being called No Bones I'm almost certain had to do with his ability to put his shoulders under his knees and bounce around on the ground in that fashion. Find me No Bones!! His lack of wikipedia entry is bordering on criminal.
In my travels I stumbled upon the "Sports Museum of America" here in NYC. Pretty wide net being cast there I'd say, what with everything from Wiffle Ball, to NASCAR under one roof. They can't even show Wide World of Sports on the TV anymore because all that variety makes people's heads explode. Interesting also to have a museum for something collectively, when each of the sports inside already has its own museum or hall of fame. I had some time to kill so I hit up the gift shop and saw a t-shirt commemorating Lou Gehrig's farewell speech. A compelling and incredible speech, but one that was marking the end of a career due to his body being ravaged by a unknown disease they would later name after him. Typically if they name a disease after you it means that you suffered and ultimately died from it. Who needs an XL? What is that 100% cotton? This is for the dude who refuses to wear any Queen T-shirt except one that has Freddie Mercury with his AIDS face. The Lou Gehrig T is for people who bought the "We Are Marshall, but our whole Football team died in a Plane Crash" mug.
Never, have I claimed to be an expert in the realm of Internet search but I'd be glad to meet the person who can locate any info on a dude from MC Hammer's old dance crew named "No Bones". He had a crazy triangle of wavy hair that came up of his forehead and straight to the Heavens. Him being called No Bones I'm almost certain had to do with his ability to put his shoulders under his knees and bounce around on the ground in that fashion. Find me No Bones!! His lack of wikipedia entry is bordering on criminal.
In my travels I stumbled upon the "Sports Museum of America" here in NYC. Pretty wide net being cast there I'd say, what with everything from Wiffle Ball, to NASCAR under one roof. They can't even show Wide World of Sports on the TV anymore because all that variety makes people's heads explode. Interesting also to have a museum for something collectively, when each of the sports inside already has its own museum or hall of fame. I had some time to kill so I hit up the gift shop and saw a t-shirt commemorating Lou Gehrig's farewell speech. A compelling and incredible speech, but one that was marking the end of a career due to his body being ravaged by a unknown disease they would later name after him. Typically if they name a disease after you it means that you suffered and ultimately died from it. Who needs an XL? What is that 100% cotton? This is for the dude who refuses to wear any Queen T-shirt except one that has Freddie Mercury with his AIDS face. The Lou Gehrig T is for people who bought the "We Are Marshall, but our whole Football team died in a Plane Crash" mug.
posted by Vince at 7:39 AM
Friday, June 06, 2008
JJJ
THE EMAIL ON THIS SITE DOES NOT WORK PLEASE FIND ME ON MYSPACE OR FACEBOOK.
Not One but Two fool hardy fools climbed up the New York Times building yesterday. One a Frenchmen in protest of global warming, the other a New Yorker trying to raise awareness of the dangers of Malaria.
What's that now?
The French guy who went first yesterday has climbed some 85 buildings all over the world. I'm guessing God turned off the global warming switch as soon as Alain Robert had unfurled his banner. Message Received!!!! I'm no super fan of authority, with posters of world leaders on my bedroom wall, but c'mon dude. Global Warming is a little too abstract and diverse a problem to address via your Spider-Man rip. Even as countless other bozo's like myself type about you, and Katie Couric reports on you, I'm not sure it translates into people bringing their own bags to the grocery, or McDonald's giving you any less than Four pounds of trash with every meal not counting the food. This reeks of when Natural Born Pot Head Woody Harrelson scampered up the Golden Gate to let people know how valuable Red Woods were. This French has a wife and kids?? No question Alain is wearing the pants, I have to believe most ladies would have skated after like 70 building climbs, or at least stopped making babies with him.
As for Renaldo Clark, the Brooklyn man who was probably checking out the first clown on the shitty TV at his local Bodega and decided to make a bold move to try and raise his status with the crew he stands out on the street corner with, made his way to the Times Building. It's so very fantastic that when asked if he was a copy cat climber, he flatly said "NO". Think about that for a second. Think about how a person answers a question when they know everyone knows the answer, their bitter they've been asked, and there is Zero percent chance of convincing people otherwise. I'm guessing there was very little eye contact, and the inflection on the end of "No" sounded like he had a whammy bar from a Fender Strat attached to his vocal chords. The thing is Renaldo, people sort of already know the dangers of Malaria. Let's not forget there are already shots and pills to prevent Malaria. Speaking only from my tiny world view, I have never heard anyone trying to brush off Malaria. I've never read a sentence about how Malaria ain't no big deal. So please understand why, if climbing up the same building as another guy, protesting another thing, just a few hours earlier wasn't enough, the issue you were trying to raise awareness of is the smoking gun in this case. The bottom line you're still going to be fetching egg and cheese for the other guys in your crew, if they ever stop busting your balls long enough to tell you to do it.
All that being said, I am nowhere as annoyed as this inked up artist from the NY Times article: "He’s disrupting the city,” said Zee Mosher, 33, a graphic designer with a portrait of Buckminster Fuller tattooed on his neck. “He’s endangering his own life and the lives of other people.”
Not One but Two fool hardy fools climbed up the New York Times building yesterday. One a Frenchmen in protest of global warming, the other a New Yorker trying to raise awareness of the dangers of Malaria.
What's that now?
The French guy who went first yesterday has climbed some 85 buildings all over the world. I'm guessing God turned off the global warming switch as soon as Alain Robert had unfurled his banner. Message Received!!!! I'm no super fan of authority, with posters of world leaders on my bedroom wall, but c'mon dude. Global Warming is a little too abstract and diverse a problem to address via your Spider-Man rip. Even as countless other bozo's like myself type about you, and Katie Couric reports on you, I'm not sure it translates into people bringing their own bags to the grocery, or McDonald's giving you any less than Four pounds of trash with every meal not counting the food. This reeks of when Natural Born Pot Head Woody Harrelson scampered up the Golden Gate to let people know how valuable Red Woods were. This French has a wife and kids?? No question Alain is wearing the pants, I have to believe most ladies would have skated after like 70 building climbs, or at least stopped making babies with him.
As for Renaldo Clark, the Brooklyn man who was probably checking out the first clown on the shitty TV at his local Bodega and decided to make a bold move to try and raise his status with the crew he stands out on the street corner with, made his way to the Times Building. It's so very fantastic that when asked if he was a copy cat climber, he flatly said "NO". Think about that for a second. Think about how a person answers a question when they know everyone knows the answer, their bitter they've been asked, and there is Zero percent chance of convincing people otherwise. I'm guessing there was very little eye contact, and the inflection on the end of "No" sounded like he had a whammy bar from a Fender Strat attached to his vocal chords. The thing is Renaldo, people sort of already know the dangers of Malaria. Let's not forget there are already shots and pills to prevent Malaria. Speaking only from my tiny world view, I have never heard anyone trying to brush off Malaria. I've never read a sentence about how Malaria ain't no big deal. So please understand why, if climbing up the same building as another guy, protesting another thing, just a few hours earlier wasn't enough, the issue you were trying to raise awareness of is the smoking gun in this case. The bottom line you're still going to be fetching egg and cheese for the other guys in your crew, if they ever stop busting your balls long enough to tell you to do it.
All that being said, I am nowhere as annoyed as this inked up artist from the NY Times article: "He’s disrupting the city,” said Zee Mosher, 33, a graphic designer with a portrait of Buckminster Fuller tattooed on his neck. “He’s endangering his own life and the lives of other people.”
posted by Vince at 6:11 AM